April 2011
45 posts
Someone calls you on your house phone and asks...
frraanklin:
Oh you know, just chilling at the club with my house phone… nothing major, why wassup?
LOOOL
When you and your friend say the exact same thing...
lanzwearspants:
This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTANCE.
Submitted by joostine
a bus full of ugly people had an accicent
chadginsburg:
All of them died.
Before entering heaven, they have given one wish.
The 1st said: Make me beautiful.
And it happened.
The rest followed w/ the same wish.
When it came to the last person he was laughing.
The voice ask him why he was laughing.
voice: What is your wish?
last person: Make them all ugly again!
that’s the shit i would pull
Psalm 34:8 Taste and see that the LORD is good;...
Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog...
elloimrachel:
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS?
DIDN’T...
When I eat a huge meal:
jstforkicks:
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
Five minutes later:
Its called niggeritis
Reblog if you owe him big time.
hayilla:
Those people with cars as their profile pictures...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
So… You’re a transformer?
when you see free samples at the grocery store.
hellosassy:
Trying to be serious with your best friend.
